B Movie Challenge: The Wasp Woman
A long, long, long, long, long time ago (in a galaxy not too far from your local drive-in) the great Herodotus spoke of a mythical fountain that made the Macrobians …
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B Movie Challenge: Space Mutiny
10 U.S. Code § 894 – Art. 94. Mutiny or sedition: Any person subject to this chapter who— 1: With intent to usurp or override lawful military authority, refuses, in concert …
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B Movie Challenge: Firehead
Hollyweird is a hard game to break into. For every one person who makes it big, there are tens of thousands who are doing everything they can to shoot through …
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B Movie Challenge: Trancers I – V
Those pesky black bars on the screen! Remember when DVDs started coming out in widescreen format and everyone from your next-door neighbor (with all the junk in their backyard) to …
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B Movie Challenge: Space Truckers
Breaker! Breaker! Are you there, Rubber Ducky? This is the Klinster bandit! Over. Yeah, we got ourselves 25,000 pounds of zero-gravity mack-daddy space shlock passing through the dark side of …
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B Movie Challenge: Mob Queen
Alright, you little hoodlum wannabee gangster screenwriters. I’m only going to tell you once, so listen up! If you are stuck trying to write a billion-dollar script staring at a …
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B Movie Challenge: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
I love a sell-out! I mean it. You can even put me on the naughty list if I am lying (and I take being on that list seriously… well, sort …
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B Movie Challenge: The Stuff
I don’t know about you all, but around this time of year, my belts are always getting shorter, it seems. I am pretty sure it has nothing to do with …
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B Movie Challenge: The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant!
They say two heads are better than one (unless your Cerberus and find yourself sniffing your butts with three noses) and I want to think the studio thinktank behind this …
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B Movie Challenge: Surf II: The End of a Trilogy
I love a good practical joke (who doesn’t). Give me saran wrap across the toilet seat, a buzz shocker on the hand, or even the classic snake-in-the-peanuts-jar for the freshman …
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