B MOVIE CHALLENGE: Multiple Maniacs
It is so easy nowadays to call a movie independent. Yet, once upon a time (in a magical land called… BALTIMORE!), there was a group of losers, loners, and lovers …
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B MOVIE CHALLENGE: Order of the Black Eagle
Way back when (maybe on Tuesday or Wednesday) the highest order of chivalry in the Kingdom of Prussia was The Order of the Black Eagle. I would like to think …
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B Movie Challenge: The Creature Wasn’t Nice AKA Starship! AKA Naked Space!
sat·ire /ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/ noun The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. …
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B Movie Challenge: Motel Hell
In the wee hours of the morning (you know, when you should be sleeping but choose to watch a horrible, terrible, and excitable horror classic) my stomach growls like a …
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B Movie Challenge – Planet of Dinosaurs
When I was a child, so naive and innocent (yeah, right), I had a cinematic experience that can only be categorized as religious in feeling. On June 11, 1993, the …
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B Movie Challenge – Congo
As a fan of rare and hard-to-find cinema nightmares, I can understand why archaeologists love to hunt for lost treasures. So you put on the cracked leather jacket you bought …
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B Movie Challange – Problem Child 3: Junior in Love
Ah, the 1990s. A time when not only was there a video store on every corner (at least it seemed like it, right?), but there was also an ample amount …
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B Movie Challenge – Howling VI: The Freaks
A long time ago, when VHS tapes roamed the land (when we rewound the tape to avoid the 50¢ fee) and were viewed by the light of the moon, Director …
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B Movie Challenge – Color Me BLOOD Red
They say a true artist (and I’m talking about those starving little trolls who buy paint thinner instead of ramen noodles) should put their sweat, tears, and, on occasion, even …
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B Movie Challenge: Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Can I be frank for just one little second here… No, wait, strike that. I don’t want to be Frank, because someone named Frank actually might be responsible for this …
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