B Movie Challenge: A Bucket of Blood
In the 15th Century, the Duke of York, Mr. Ed, decided that if the devil was alive on this clay mound, it would probably be in the body of a …
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Remembering The Day The Music Died – February 3, 1959
“Not a word was spoken – The church bells all were broken And, the three men I admire most: the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, they caught the last …
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Bad Movie Challenge: Hard Target
The year: 1993. A man is dragged to the Iowa City Old Sycamore Mall Movie theatre by his wife and daughter to see A Man Without A Face. Along for …
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Bad Movie Challenge: The Octagon
Let’s get the jokes out of the way: When Chuck Norris divides, there are no remainders. Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice. Why is 6 afraid of Chuck Norris? Because …
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B Movie Challenge: Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!
Merriam-Webster Dictionary. You know, the giant book someone gave you as a graduation gift that collected dust on your college bookshelf (cause the ones who gifted this to you hadn’t …
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B Movie Challenge: College Kickboxers
There are a few moments in your life when a celebration is an expectation. The first time you kissed someone. The first time you get that job you’ve always wanted. …
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B Movie Challenge: Parole Violators
Like the mythological Greek hero Odysseus, I’ve lived a good life. I will place a shopping cart back in the rack that some lazy fart left in a parking spot. …
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B Movie Challenge: Starship Invasions AKA Project Genocide AKA War of the Aliens AKA Alien Encounter
I have a friend who said to herself, “Self, there is no way you can complete the Ironman Triathlon Challenge. It’s too difficult and there is just no possible way …
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B Movie Challenge: Blackbelt
Here’s the deal: I don’t need to remind you who Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson is. If I do, then stop reading right now, you film snob twerp (we don’t serve …
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Jogging Your Memory of The Running Man
As the dawn’s early light spackles through your window, warming your American Flag bedspread, you reflect upon your freedoms. You put on your blue socks, your red shorts, and your …
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