B Movie Challenge: Swamp Girl
Have you heard the song that a few old folks have hummed from time to time (through their missing teeth)? You know the ones who lived on the outskirts of …
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B Movie Challenge: Armed for Action
Stallone, Norris, McQueen. Baldwin. Penn. Swayze. Estevez (saved the best for last). Such caliber names to top the marquee of your local two-dollar theatre. Of course, I’m not talking of …
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B Movie Challenge: Mob Boss
Hey you! Yeah, you. Come here. Now listen, I’m gonna give you an offer you can’t refuse. Let me open the back of this truck and show you the goods. …
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B Movie Challenge: Naked Paradise (aka Thunder Over Hawaii)
No ke aha, e ke Akua? No ke aha ʻoe i ʻae ai iā Roger Corman e hele mai i ko mākou mokupuni a hana i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli (translation: …
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B Movie Challange: Spider Baby: or, the Maddest Story Ever Told
When I was seven years old, I developed arachnophobia, the fear of spiders. How did this happen, you might ask (and I know you did, because I have spidy-senses)? I …
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B Movie Challenge: Hot to Trot
When Eadweard Muybridge developed his infamous 1878 masterpiece Sallie Gardner at a Gallop (aka The Horse in Motion) to solve a gambling bet if a horse lifted all four legs …
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B Movie Challenge: The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent
If your goal is to make a film with the longest title in the history of cinema, may the odds be in your favor as you enter the gates of …
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B Movie Challenge: Mom
You wicked little naughty boy! When was the last time you gave your mom a call on the phone? Is she doing okay (not that you would care since you’re …
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B Movie Challenge: Teenage Caveman
Every single day, discoveries emerge that alter the course of humanity. One day, it’s just a giant floating rock until we land, claiming a giant leap for mankind (unless you …
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B Movie Challenge: Silent Night, Bloody Night
As I travel down the road to grandmother’s house (hope she doesn’t get run over by Rudolph again), where the family gathers for the yule-tidings for one and all, I …
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