B Movie Challenge – Howling VI: The Freaks
A long time ago, when VHS tapes roamed the land (when we rewound the tape to avoid the 50¢ fee) and were viewed by the light of the moon, Director …
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B Movie Challenge – Color Me BLOOD Red
They say a true artist (and I’m talking about those starving little trolls who buy paint thinner instead of ramen noodles) should put their sweat, tears, and, on occasion, even …
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B Movie Challenge: Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Can I be frank for just one little second here… No, wait, strike that. I don’t want to be Frank, because someone named Frank actually might be responsible for this …
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B Movie Challenge: A Bucket of Blood
In the 15th Century, the Duke of York, Mr. Ed, decided that if the devil was alive on this clay mound, it would probably be in the body of a …
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Remembering The Day The Music Died – February 3, 1959
“Not a word was spoken – The church bells all were broken And, the three men I admire most: the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, they caught the last …
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Bad Movie Challenge: Hard Target
The year: 1993. A man is dragged to the Iowa City Old Sycamore Mall Movie theatre by his wife and daughter to see A Man Without A Face. Along for …
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Bad Movie Challenge: The Octagon
Let’s get the jokes out of the way: When Chuck Norris divides, there are no remainders. Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice. Why is 6 afraid of Chuck Norris? Because …
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B Movie Challenge: Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!
Merriam-Webster Dictionary. You know, the giant book someone gave you as a graduation gift that collected dust on your college bookshelf (cause the ones who gifted this to you hadn’t …
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B Movie Challenge: College Kickboxers
There are a few moments in your life when a celebration is an expectation. The first time you kissed someone. The first time you get that job you’ve always wanted. …
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B Movie Challenge: Parole Violators
Like the mythological Greek hero Odysseus, I’ve lived a good life. I will place a shopping cart back in the rack that some lazy fart left in a parking spot. …
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