B Movie Challenge: Night of a Thousand Cats
Let us not piss in the corner and pretend that cats are nice, soft cuddly creatures. I will be so bold to say I do not like cats. I’ll go …
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B Movie Challenge: Forbidden Zone
Curiosity kills the cat… or in the case of 1983 Richard (brother of film composer Danny) Elfman cult classic Forbidden Zone, not only does it kill the cat, but before …
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B Movie Challenge: Womaneater
If a tree falls in the middle of a luscious forest, where no one is around, will you still hear the juvenile chuckles of those who hear the title of …
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B Movie Challenge: Teenagers Battle The Thing
One of the hardest lessons for film students to understand while writing a script (besides proper English) is giving the audience a great grabber! While pressing play on your Sony …
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B Movie Challenge: Invasion of the Blood Farmers
Oooooooooooooooooo what a beautiful morning, or what a beautiful day, I got a funny feeling, that redneck cannibalistic hicks are going to hunt me down, bleed me dry, and bury …
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B Movie Challenge: Beware! The Blob
In 1980, my parents were (jelly) rolling through hills of Germany on vacation, and of course being Americans, they were asked over and over again the most important question ever …
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B Movie Challenge: Invasion of the Animal People
If I were a smart man (and believe me, I ain’t no smarty pants) I would invent the time machine and go back to invest in various companies I now …
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B Movie Challenge: RoboWar
I can forgive a lot of things. An actual real-life movie starring Reb Brown as a Diet Mountain Lion version of Arnold Schwarzenegger, I can forgive. An Expendables-like group dropped …
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B Movie Challenge: Face of the Screaming Werewolf
Let’s say you’re a cheap bastard (no offense if they were married) and you have access to not one but two horror movies (or two horrific movies, depending on your …
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B Movie Challenge: Untamed Women
It hard be not write good for stupid picture review, but hard it feel after watching such massive dino dropping! Women in movie be bad. Men be good. But men …
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