Bad Movie Challenge: The Octagon
Let’s get the jokes out of the way: When Chuck Norris divides, there are no remainders. Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice. Why is 6 afraid of Chuck Norris? Because …
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‘Scream’ Brutally Carves Up A New Chapter That Pays Homage To Its Past (Non-Spoiler Review)
Warning: The following contains a minor plot detail from the beginning of the film. Hollywood’s obsession with franchise revivals continues with Scream as the latest to adapt its source material …
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B Movie Challenge: Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!
Merriam-Webster Dictionary. You know, the giant book someone gave you as a graduation gift that collected dust on your college bookshelf (cause the ones who gifted this to you hadn’t …
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B Movie Challenge: College Kickboxers
There are a few moments in your life when a celebration is an expectation. The first time you kissed someone. The first time you get that job you’ve always wanted. …
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Estella Scrooge: A Christmas Carol With A Twist
We all know the story of Ebenezer Scrooge, Bob Cratchit, and many other beloved characters from A Christmas Carol. But what makes. Estella Scrooge: A Christmas Carol With A Twist …
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B Movie Challenge: Parole Violators
Like the mythological Greek hero Odysseus, I’ve lived a good life. I will place a shopping cart back in the rack that some lazy fart left in a parking spot. …
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Neill Blomkamp’s ‘Demonic’ Lacks Demons – Review
Warning: Mild Spoilers Included in This Review! Demonic is writer/director/producer Neill Blomkamp’s latest film. Blomkamp secretly filmed this movie during the Covid-19 quarantine- an effort I don’t think he needed …
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B Movie Challenge: Starship Invasions AKA Project Genocide AKA War of the Aliens AKA Alien Encounter
I have a friend who said to herself, “Self, there is no way you can complete the Ironman Triathlon Challenge. It’s too difficult and there is just no possible way …
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Encanto Left Me Heartbroken — Review
Warning: This Review May Include Mild Spoilers! This review may be a little different than some of my other reviews. As I write this, I am overwhelmed with emotions. Encanto …
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B Movie Challenge: Blackbelt
Here’s the deal: I don’t need to remind you who Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson is. If I do, then stop reading right now, you film snob twerp (we don’t serve …
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