B Movie Challenge: Blackbelt
Here’s the deal: I don’t need to remind you who Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson is. If I do, then stop reading right now, you film snob twerp (we don’t serve …
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Jogging Your Memory of The Running Man
As the dawn’s early light spackles through your window, warming your American Flag bedspread, you reflect upon your freedoms. You put on your blue socks, your red shorts, and your …
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Ghostbusters: Hope Springs Eternal – Review
There was a rumor in late 1977 that The Beatles had secretly come together to record a completely new album. Imagine (no pun intended) your friend on the street tells …
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A CHEESY Classic: Spreading Wisconsin’s Monster A-Go-Go!
The 1960s. A time of peace, love, and the desire to change the world one slice of Taleggio at a time. We started in a spread of Camelot (ask not …
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HAIL, KING #$%&*@ FRAT (or as you want to call it) KING #$%&*@ FART!
#$@%& the rules! #$@%& the dean! #$@%& the college! #$@%& the plot! #$@%& your film snobbery! At this point, I know you, dear reader. I know you only care about …
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Bubbles and Beyond: The Robot Monster Will Get You!
Alright, let’s begin with some understanding. One: I don’t like that you hate this movie based on the title alone (you judgmental film snob turd!). Secondly: I don’t care if …
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Food For Thought: Undertaker and His Pals
First off: Shut up! Secondly: Shut up! Thirdly: This movie is the greatest thing since someone literally dropped a knife on a loaf of bread and said “Would you look …
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Flying High with Hawk the Slayer
Clip loaded arrows? Check! Muppet puppets with solid ogre faces? Check! Jack Palance in a low spot taking a solid paycheck? Check! A welcomed but limited use of Patrick Magee …
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BITE THIS!!! Critters 2: The Main Course Is Good
Can I speak bluntly with you for one second? Only one second. That’s all I ask. Do I have your attention? Good, here’s what I want to say. Are you …
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