B Movie Challenge: (The) Last Woman on Earth
Not if I were the last man on Earth (yeah, I heard that in a shady bar a thousand times before) would I ever think there was a correlation between …
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B Movie Challenge: The Giant Gila Monster
As a self-defense mechanism, a lizard will randomly sever its tail as a distraction method to confuse its predators (talk about a way to curtale it on out of there.) …
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B Movie Challenge: Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla
Walking through your local grocery store can be so stress-inducing nowadays that you might need to call an ambulance (talk about a blue light special), but with high prices the …
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B Movie Challenge: Christmas Evil
‘Twas a few weeks before Christmas, when all through the house a bunch of creatures were stirring, including a low-level toy factory worker who moonlights as a homicidal maniac for …
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B Movie Challenge: The Snow Creature
Oh, the weather in the Himalayas is frightful, but firearms are so delightful, and since we’ve no place to hide, for the love of God almighty, let us go! Let …
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B Movie Challenge: The Killer Shrews
When I was in high school (many eons ago), I played in the band, and my instrument of choice was percussion. I loved making the loudest noise possible, so I …
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B Movie Challenge: Deathsport
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! At your local megaplex (or VHS flea market booth) get your engines revved up for the motor crashing, laser blasting, (plastic) sword-fighting epic of all time! The …
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B Movie Challenge: Attack of the Crab Monsters
For some reason (beyond my poor fisherman’s understanding) in 2019 some rich, snobby human (more like some idiot) paid roughly $46,000 to eat a rare but delicate Chionoecetes Opilio, more …
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B Movie Challenge: Tormented
Recent studies have shown that in contemporary America, more than seventy percent of couples will have an affair before they tie the knot. Of those, more than six hundred will …
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B Movie Challenge: The Eye Creatures (a.k.a Attack of [The] The Eye Creatures)
Anybody who has sat in a dark theatre squinting at a double-trouble bill of terrible black-and-white cheapie-creepies knows it can strain not only your vision, but also your tolerance of …
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